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In the United Kingdom everyone speaks the same English as in the United States.

Or do they?!

There are actually a lot of differences. Sometimes we structure our sentences grammatically differently. Of course we have different accents.

But we also often use the same words to mean different things. Or different words to mean the same thing.

Let’s look at some funny examples of British vs American English. 

Words That Mean Different Things in British vs American English

Many words in British vs American English are exactly the same but mean completely different things. This can lead to funny — and sometimes awkward — situations!

Here are some words that might make you laugh, but that you also need to be careful of!

WordBritish meaningAmerican meaning
Pantsunderwearjeans, for example
Fannyvaginabutt
Rubbererasercondom
Pisseddrunkangry
Chipsfried potatoes (with a burger)crispy potatoes (in a bag)
Trunkmiddle part of a treeback of car for luggage
Footballgame of kicking a ball into a netgame of throwing a ball to touchdown
Holidaydays you do not worki.e. Christmas, Thanksgiving

Different Words that Mean the Same Thing in British vs American English

Unlike the list above, these are different words with the same meaning. Here are some common vocabulary differences between British and American English.

British EnglishAmerican EnglishWhat is it?
BonnetHoodclose up of silver car hood
BootTrunkopen car trunk with one bag inside
BiscuitCookiecookie on white background with one bite taken out
LorryTruckred lorry coming around a bend
CrispsChipsclose up of potato chips
FlatApartmentview of large flat with red chair
TorchFlashlightblack flashlight
TrousersPantspurple pants
QueueLinepeople waiting in a line at a store

Fun Idioms and Slang in Briths vs American English

British and American English also have unique slang and idioms. Here are a few fun ones:

British slangAmerican meaning
BonkersCrazy or silly
CheekyPlayfully rude or bold
GobsmackedAmazed or shocked
ChuffedProud or pleased
KnackeredVery tired

Should you learn British or American English? 

That depends on you. If you are living in the US you should of course learn American English. And if you are living in the UK you should be learning British English. 

But what if you live in neither place? I recommend choosing one based on your goals or interest. If you hope one day to study in London, choose British. If you love watching Hollywood movies, choose American. 

Could You Learn Both?

Yes and no. Once you are at a high enough level to not get confused, I recommend beginning to learn the major differences. However, it is important that you choose just one or the other to use. 

For example, if you are writing and you use “holiday” you cannot later switch to “vacation”. You need to stick with one or the other. But it’s great to know and understand the alternatives!

Learning the differences between British vs American English isn’t just useful — it’s fun! These words, phrases, and idioms can help you understand more of the culture around you, from movie to TikToks. It will also help you when you travel to either country.

Do you know other funny differences between British and American English? Share your favorites in the comments below!

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